I AM A NINJA!

Can I just say that I never knew how beast I was. Not to brag but I am a flippin Ninja Turtle.

I was extra hot today, feeling extra lazy, and had a stomach ache all day long. So these punk flies decide to mess with me when I'm clearly not in any kind of mood.

So, I decided, you know what, these flies have to go. So I took one of my flats.

AND THEN I KILLED THE FIRST FLY WHICH DIDN'T SEE ME COMING. IT WAS ON A MIRROR AND I WAS LIKE BAM BIDDY YOU DEAD FOOL.

but that's not even the part that makes me a Ninja.

I KILLED A FLY IN MID AIR! It came straight at me and I swung at it like I was gonna hit a baseball and this fly didn't even see it coming. I'm not even making this up it fell straight to the floor and was struggling to move. And I hit that fly and it was dead.

Conclusion?

I AM A NINJA!

I AM A NINJA TURTLE!!!

LOL I got that "ninja turtle" phrase from this video haha :]