Permission to be Recklace

I'm so sick and tired of hearing about celebrity druggies...and scandals...and stupidity.

..."Paris Hilton arrested for cocaine possession"....

I'm sorry but who cares?

Just treat them like regular people for once, throw them in jail for the amount of time an everyday person sentence and call it a day.

Cheese and crackers, making their scandals a whole big deal. Making it news headlines. It's not even real news, it's just minding their business and giving them more attention then they already get.

And then! When the authorities of the world want to do something about the way they act, they punk out and give them a quarter of what the rest of the people in the world would get.

STOP GIVING THEM SPECIAL TREATMENT BECAUSE IT JUST GIVES THEM PERMISSION TO BE RECKLESS.

ya dig?

"Like a Good Neighbor..."

My friend showed me this three weeks ago and I wish I put it up earlier. I'm probably pretty behind on the shenanigans of the rest of the world outside of Canada but I have noticed that this guy seems to be pretty popular lately. So I figured why not jump on the Antoine bang wagon.

I just hope everyone making songs out of his interview can see that he was being dead serious. AND! Hello talk about being good neighbor! He helped his whole area out with a warning.

AU CANADA

It's been a while huh? Well...only about a week haha.

I haven't written anything for a minute because I've been in Canada!

If I even said I knew what was going on outside the world of Canada I'd be lying. First of all, everything here is in French...and the channels they do have in English are BORING. Well at least at the times I turn the tv on.

But! This country is quite clean I must say. Even their train stations...oh my bad I mean the "metro" is spotless man. I'm not even afraid of sitting down on the benches and I the air smells...not like pee.

All I know is that I definitely missed Keeping Up with the Kardashians (which by the way I heard got huge ratings because alot of people watched and they beat thier record from last year!). And I'm missing soooo many Degrassi Episodes and don't even get me started on how many Wendy Williams episodes I'm missing

But! other then that, it's not so bad here.

No worries, I haven't forgotten. Although the nights are pretty cold...for me...here, ITS STILL SUMMER! SO! Another summer time song!

I know it's August but remember July?

I realize it was July nine days ago haha but if I heard this song in July I would have included it in my posts. But it's still summer so here it is anyways! Gotta love Drake.



Oh! And I heard this song because of one of my friends (wuts up playa!). All my friends happen to be my music gurus.

I AM A NINJA!

Can I just say that I never knew how beast I was. Not to brag but I am a flippin Ninja Turtle.

I was extra hot today, feeling extra lazy, and had a stomach ache all day long. So these punk flies decide to mess with me when I'm clearly not in any kind of mood.

So, I decided, you know what, these flies have to go. So I took one of my flats.

AND THEN I KILLED THE FIRST FLY WHICH DIDN'T SEE ME COMING. IT WAS ON A MIRROR AND I WAS LIKE BAM BIDDY YOU DEAD FOOL.

but that's not even the part that makes me a Ninja.

I KILLED A FLY IN MID AIR! It came straight at me and I swung at it like I was gonna hit a baseball and this fly didn't even see it coming. I'm not even making this up it fell straight to the floor and was struggling to move. And I hit that fly and it was dead.

Conclusion?

I AM A NINJA!

I AM A NINJA TURTLE!!!

LOL I got that "ninja turtle" phrase from this video haha :]

Lohan strolls out of jail, Beyonce gets a ticket

It seriously bugs me when I hear famous people getting off easy when it comes to the law. Like Lindsay Lohan. This girl was suppose to spend a good 90 days in jail right? Instead, this chick strolls into jail, and a week later she's like deuces it was fun but I'd rather go to rehab...I feel like she was in jail for a minute.


(I picked a decent picture of Lohan because 1. I liked her natrual red hair better, 2. she doesn't look like a convict drug addict here, and 3. I'm tired of that blond hair that looks like its dying at the roots.)

But anyways

I'm not sure but last time I checked, everyone else has to tough it out. This girl even got special treatment. Lindsey got to keep her hair extensions in. What!? What makes her so super duper special that her tracks get to stay in? I'm sure she could have gone a week without her weave.

I'm sorry but it doesn't seem very fair to me. What does that say about the law? Did I miss the law that says: "Jail is for the commoners, celebrities only stop by"

ANYWAYS what I really wanted to point out was that Beyonce apparently doesn't get special treatment.



I was listening to the radio last week and I heard that Beyonce got a ticket for texting while driving. Now I love Beyonce but you know, I think it's good....I mean, it's not like she can't afford a $100 ticket.

So why is it that Ms. Beyonce who is way more popular then Lindsay Lohan by the way can get a ticket but Lohan gets to stroll in and out of jail like a visitor?

Ok, there's a big difference between jail and a ticket but still, everyone needs to be treated fairly and the same.

I'm not a Lohan hater either although she is a big hot mess. I just think all this special treatment isn't going to get any point across to her and she's never going to get back to her better Parent Trap and Mean Girls days is she someone holds her hand and tells shows her what she's doing to her life is okay by reducing her jail sentence time to a minute and a half.

Sup Kourtney Kardashian, You Deserve Better. K?

Let's talk about how furious I am at this girl Kourtney Kardashian on this week's Kourtney and Khloe take Miami (by the way when's Khloe coming back because she's been mia for three episodes straight).



This Kardashian happens to be the shortest and oldest of the Kardashian sisters and lately she's been making some FASCINATING decisions with her life.

She wants to be with Scott aka her babies daddy/sometimes drunk/sometimes violent/boyfriend, BUT! she loves Mason aka her adorable baby more then she loves Scott. So, she wants...what does this chick want? Because I'm not even sure she knows. She says she wants to not be with Scott for obvious reasons. He comes home early in the morning hung over and has the audacity to lie to her. But Scott is the baby daddy so she wants him in her life...but then again he has no other family around him in Miami so she wants to be there for him.

I'm mean I get it, kinda. I mean most women want a father figure in their children's lives. They want their children to have a whole family and not just a single parent. But is it worth having a whole family that's broken, dysfunctional, and ultimately unhappy?

The problem with Kourtney is that she keeps going back to Scott. He can screw up a thousand times but she'll always end up forgiving him. Now, don't get me wrong, the whole forgive and forget thing is a good thing, but I really think Kourtney needs to forget that she wants him in her life and drop him. Let the baby communicate with his father but drop him as her anything. Scott needs to figure his life out.

OH AND CAN I JUST SAY WHEN SCOTT TOLD KOURTNRY TO TRY HARDER TO SUPPORT HIM THAT JUST SET ME OFF. I GOT SO HEATED LIKE REALLY SCOTT??? ARE YOU REALLY ABOUT TO TALK TO YOUR OVER SUPPORTIVE GIRLFRIEND LIKE THAT WHO PUTS UP WITH YOUR SLOPPINESS???? Ugh.

Shoot, Scott needs to give Kourtney the child support and she needs to peace out because it's just not worth dealing with a man who can't keep himself together. That isn't a real man, and her child really doesn't need that kind of sloppy influence in his life.

SO HELLO KOURTNRY CAN YOU PLEASE FIGURE THIS OUT BECAUSE YOU DESERVE BETTER!